If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
this physically hurts me
THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME
Everything went better than expected
Happy 17th of May to my Norwegian tumblr peeps:)
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be